He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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