If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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