We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I think your dad took our porno
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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