Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I am mentally ready for anal.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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