problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
She even gives head with a lisp.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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