christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I had to cum in my sink.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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