Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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