Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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