is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Randomize
