Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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