I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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