They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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