? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
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