that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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