their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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