you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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