Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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