i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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