All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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