do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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