the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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