Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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