whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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