it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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