I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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