ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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