You work out of a Hotel?
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
