From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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