I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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