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say what?
wanna hang out?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
She tied me up with her honor cords...
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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