You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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