i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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