Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Let the clothes fall where they may.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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