I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I had to cum in my sink.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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