were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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