i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Green mimosas i think yes
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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