I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
