Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
