i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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