so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Semen is not good for contacts.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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