I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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