Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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