Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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