can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
No I am not eating basil off your cock
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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