whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize