im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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