the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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