4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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