We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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