Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
My butt remains clenched, sir.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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