Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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