therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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