fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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