if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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