with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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