I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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