He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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