I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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