Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
