I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
It's blow job season.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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