gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Randomize
