I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
either way he was missing a nipple.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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